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As The Crow Flies

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The Air Path

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The Asphalt Path

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The Frosty Factor

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“Mild civic nonsense.”

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Northern Edition: A playful Canadian override of the same concept

The Crow’s Nest Directive

Old maritime lore claims British ships once carried crows in the crow’s nest. When fog erased the horizon, they’d release a bird and watch its path. The crow wouldn’t hesitate. It flew straight toward land—no loops, no debate. There’s no hard evidence this actually happened. But like most good navigation tricks, it feels true.

Metric, eh? 🇨🇦